A. 写一篇英文文章
尽量用自己学过的单词
词组
句型
因为考试都是围绕着学过的东西考的
所以老师平常将单词的时候一些拓展的词组什么的都可以用上
然后还可以买一些英语词典
看看上面的经典例句
就比如失败是成功之母的英文
这样的句子写在作文里肯定会加分的
英语作文虽然有的很俗套
不过写一写与众不同的句子就会让作文出类拔萃
不过最基础的还是要把作文的框架练好
我每次英语考试的时候都会现在卷子上写一遍英语作文
然后再在答题卡上写
这样有的句子你认为搭配不当
前后颠倒
或者是想再加几句话都可以在原文上修改
嘛，这就是我写作文的经验
不知道你那里怎么判卷
不过我每次这么写的时候作文扣分最多1.5
还是重点在于单词
词组
好句吧。
B. 写一篇英文作文
Jokes About Animal
A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder:
As an experienced veterinary psychologist, I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including Feline Factitious Disorder (F.F.D.), Siamese Schizophrenia, Generalized Angora Anxiety Syndrome (G.A.A.S.), Hysterical Hairballs, Catnip Dependence, Finicky Personality Disorder, and of course, MPD (usually known as Feline Dissociative Disorder, multiple type).
What small success I have had has been the proct of rigorously applied Multiphasic Empathic Ontogenic Work (M.E.O.W.). It is demanding of both therapist and patient, but given sufficient motivation and an understanding owner, it is the only hope.
The first phase of treatment requires repeated application of Feline Exo-Empathic Dysphoric Mood Exercises (F.E.E.D.M.E.) until a stable period of at least one month has been established. The next phase begins the challenging of the fragmentation, and it entails the Lovingly Interpreted Transferential Topographic Entity Rapprochement By Observed Xenophobia maneuver (L.I.T.T.E.R.B.O.X.) in which the very fragmentation itself is made toxic to the cat. The final phase proces a single, intact personality through Positive Unified Reintegrated Reinforcement (P.U.R.R.), and though this phase can last upwards of two years, it is essential that it be performed unerringly with intensely focused purpose. A thorough exegesis of M.E.O.W. treatment can be found in my latest book, "Feline Analytic Theory & Character: Assessment and Technique" (F.A.T.C.A.T.).
Marge was telling her friend Grace how she gets her son out of bed in the morning. "I just open his door and toss the cat on his bed. He sleeps with his dog."
There once were two cats in Kilkenny
And each thought there was one cat too many;
So they quarreled and fit
And they gouged and they bit
Til, excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails,
Instead of two cats there weren't any.
Can cats see in the dark?
Yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight!
do you call a cat that has swallowed a ck?
A ck filled fatty puss.
Pete: Have you ever seen a catfish?
Paul: Yes, i have
Pete: How did it hold the rod?
A black and white cat crossed my path this morning, and since then my luck has been patchy
Customer: Do you sell cats meat?
Butcher: Yes, as long as they are accompanied by a human being
There was a man whose dog had died. Before he buried the dog, he took
the dog to the vet to see if for sure the dog was dead.
The vet says, Put him on the table here.
He opened a door, a cat walked around the dog once and returned inside
the little box and the vet close the door.
The vet said, Yep, your dog's dead, that'll be 200 dollars.
200 dollars, the man said, don't you think that's a little bit
excessive just to tell me my dog's dead?
The vet said, "Well, it's 40 dollars my fee, 160 for the cat scan."
What do you call a cat that travels by train?
A com-Mew-ter
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens
The U.S. Army attempts to explain the question:?Why did the chicken cross the road?
Training and Doctrine Command (TRADOC):?The purpose is to familiarize the chicken with road-crossing proceres.?Road-crossing should be performed only between the hours of sunset and sunrise. Solo chickens must have at least three miles of visibility and a safety observer.
Special Forces Command:?The chicken crossed at a 90 degree angle to avoid prolonged exposure to a line of communication.?To achieve maximum surprise, the chicken should have performed this maneuver at night using NVGs (night vision goggles), preferably near a road bend in a valley.
Personnel Command (PERSCOM):?Due to the needs of the Army, the chicken was involuntarily reassigned to the other side of the road. This will be a 3-year controlled tour and we promise to give the chicken a good-deal assignment afterwards.?Every chicken will be required to do one road-crossing ring its career, and this will not affect its opportunities for future promotion.
Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA):?Despite what you see on CNN, I can neither confirm nor deny any fowl performing acts of transit.?Questions? Please see the SSO.
ARMY FOREIGN TECHNOLOGY CENTER:?This event will need confirmation; we need to repeat it using varied chicken breeds, road types, and weather conditions to confirm whether it can actually happen within the parameters specified for chickens and the remote possibility that they might cross thruways designated by some as 'roads.'
Fort Rucker:?The chicken should log this as a GCC sortie only if road-crossing qualified.?The crossing updates the chicken's 60-day road-crossing currency only if performed on a Monday or Thursday or ring a full moon.?Instructor chickens may update currency any time they observe another chicken cross the road.
Forces Command (FORSCOM):?The purpose is not important.?What is important is that the chicken remained under the OPCON (operational control) of USCINCTRANS (U.S. Commander in Chief, Transportation Command) and did not CHOP to the theater on the other side of the road.?Without CHOPing the chicken was able to achieve a seamless road-crossing with near perfect, real-time in-transit visibility.
Theater Air Control Center (TACC):?We need the road-crossing time and the time the chicken becomes available for another crossing.
COMMAND POST:?What chicken?
TOWER:?The chicken was instructed to hold short of the road. This road incursion incident was reported in a Hazardous Chicken Road-Crossing Report (HCRCR).?Please re-emphasize that chickens are required to read back all hold short instructions.
ARMY MATERIEL COMMAND (AMC):?Recent changes in technology, coupled with today's multipolar strategic environment, have created new challenges in the chicken's ability to cross the road.?The chicken was also faced with significant challenges to create and develop core competencies required for this new environment.?STRICOM has been asked to develop a Virtual Intensive Chicken Trainer Using ADA Language (VICTUALS).?Anticipated fielding of this device will possibly benefit the Army After Next (AAN) and certainly the NAATNA, (Next Army After The Next Army) initiatives. AMC's Chicken Systems Program Office (CSPO), in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) CSPO helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.?The CSPO convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and retired chickens along with MITRE consultants with deep skills in the transportation instry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge and capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals ofdelivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, mission-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified Mission Need Statement and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values.?This was concive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.?The Chicken Systems Program Office helped the chicken change to continue meeting its mission.
A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken. The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.
The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken. The chicken disappears.
The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems), "Book, book, book, BOOK!" By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library. She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows. On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh. The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time. The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying, "Read it, read it, read it..."
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question..."
A chicken walked into a bookshop, up to the counter, looked the sales assistant in the eye and said "Buk!".
The assistant, somewhat taken aback, grabbed a book off of the best seller shelf, placed in on the counter and said "Book". To the assistant's surprise the chicken then paid for the book, took it and left the shop.
Next day the chicken returned to the bookshop, walked over to the sales assistant and said "Buk! buk!".
The puzzled assistant gave a shrug, picked two more books from the shelf, placed them on the counter and said "Book book". Once again the chicken paid up, took the two books and left the shop.
Third day the chicken again entered the bookshop, walked over to the sales assistant and said "Buk! buk! buk!".
Now the sales assistant just can't figure out what a chicken would want with books, but a sale is a sale so he selects three more books for the chicken, places them on the counter and says "Book book book". As expected the chicken pays up, takes the three books, and leaves the shop.
The sales assistant can no longer contain his curiosity so he decides to follow the chicken and find out what the hell is going on. Grabbing a jacket he hurriedly closes and locks the shop, just in time to see the chicken turning the corner at the end of the road. Running to the corner he sees the chicken in the distance entering the local park. Running to the park he enters through the gates and spots the chicken way over the other side near to the pond. Running through the park he finally catches up with the chicken near some rushes at the edge of the pond. The sales assistant is really breathless now and can't speak to the chicken so he just watches while the chicken gives each book, one at a time, to a toad by the waterside. Each time the chicken passes a book to the toad the toad looks at the cover and says "Redit, redit, redit"
Three guys are finalists for one position with the CIA. The candidates are told that for the last phase of the selection process they will need to bring their wives in. "We need to know some things about your home life", they are told.
No problem, all three men bring in their wives the next day. The three wives are placed in separate rooms, as are the candidates. The CIA interviewers go into the room with the first candidate:
"Sometimes CIA agents are asked to do things that seem wrong to them. We need to know for sure that your conscience will not get in the way of our objectives, and that you'll be able to carry out whatever task we ask of you."
With that, one of the interviewers pulls out a gun. "Go into the other room and kill your wife", are the instructions he gives.
"What, are you crazy?" he responds. "I've got two great kids and I love my wife. You can keep your stinkin' job!" And with that, he takes his wife and removes himself from consideration.
The agents approach the second candidate with the same explanation and instruction.
"You've got to be kidding!" he exclaims. "We've been married for 30 years. I couldn't be happier with her. Screw you and your job!" And, with that, he takes his wife and removes himself from consideration.
Finally, the agents approach the last candidate and give him the same explanation and instruction.
Instantly, he darts out of the room with the gun and into the room where his wife is. Six quick shots are fired. After a brief silence, the agents could hear all kinds of crashing noises. Finally the candidate emerges from the room all frazzled and bloody.
"What happened in there?" the agents ask.
The candidate responds, "Some idiot put blanks in that gun. I had to strangle the bitch!"
I was driving through the country, and there were some cows by the side of the road. We're all mature alts, so we've all done this: I leaned my head out of the car window, and yelled, "Moooooo!" Like we expect that cow to be thinking, "Hey, there's a cow driving that car! How can he afford that?"
What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated.
How does a rancher manage his accounts? On a cowculator.
what do you call a cow that has had an abortion ? =
decaffeinated.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
C. 帮忙写一篇英文作文！谢谢
My dear
How are you?
You know I'm crazy about the idea of studying abroad and experiencing other culture in different country even from my childhood, which will do me a great favor to expand my minds and widen my eyes.
Fortunately, now I have to a great opportunity to go to the United States for my further studying. However what troubles me is that mark of ToEFL test is needed for my plan of going abroad. Although I have been studying English very hard recently, I still recognize that it is not easy to get a handsome mark in this test. What is more, I find myself keeping on doubting about my memory because I just can not remember the new words, even if I have spent lots of time, which really makes me exhausted and full of depression.
So I need your help. If possible, I would be grateful that you could recommend me some helpful experience of learning English and methods to remember words. I will appreciate your great help.
I'm looking forward for your answer
Truly yours
亲爱的朋友：
最近过的好吗？
你知道的，从我小时候开始，我就对出国学习深造的想法有着近乎疯狂的偏爱。因为这样能够使我体验到不同的文化，拓宽我的眼界。
十分幸运的是，最近我有一个能够出国留学的难得机会。但问题却必须要求ToEFl成绩。虽然我最近一直在努力的学习英语，但是我发现想取得一个高分实在是很困难。更糟糕的是我越来越怀疑我的记忆力了，因为我总是记不住英语单词。这让我感到十分的沮丧和疲惫。
所以我需要的你的帮助，如果你能够向我提供一些学习英语的有用的经验，和背单词的小窍门，我会非常感激的。
期待你的答复。
D. 关于版权的英语文章，不要太长了，200到300字就成
1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
9. Black background, brown background.
10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
12. Caution: Wide Right Turns
13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
15. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
17. Freshly fried fresh flesh
18. Green glass globes glow greenly.
19. He threw three balls.
20. He threw three free throws.
21. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:
22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
28. I wish you were a fish in my dish
29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
31. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
32. Little red lorry
33. Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
38. She said she should sit.
39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.
42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
45. Stupid superstition!
46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
48. The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
50. There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
51. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
52. Very well, very well, very well ...
53. What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
54. Willie's really weary.
E. 帮忙写一篇英文作文：time is money
People often say, "Time is money," But in fact time is more valuable than money. Because when money is spent, we can earn it back. However, when time is lost, it will never return. This is the reason why we must value time.
The time we have is limited. Every second is precious. We should make full use of our time. But there are a lot of people who do not know the importance of time. They spend their time chatting, smoking or drinking , They do not realize that wasting time is
simply wasting their valuable life.
In a word, we should get into the good habit of saving time. Do not leave what can be done today to tomorrow. Always remember, time is money.
F. 版权声明 英文怎么写
版权声明是指作品权利人对自己创作作品的权利的一内种口头或书面声明，一般版权声明应该包容括权利归属、作品使用准许方式、责任追究等方面的内容。诸如平时看文章时最后会有一个严禁转载的说明，其实这就是版权声明。一份合格版权声明应该包括声明的具体内容（当事人、标的、履行、违约、价款、纠纷解决方式、数量、质量），版权所有人的个人信息，如版权人的联系方式、地址等信息。常见的版权声明有如下这几种：1.版权归本XXX网站或原作者XXX所有；2.未经原作者允许不得转载本文内容，否则将视为侵权；3.转载或者引用本文内容请注明来源及原作者；4.对于不遵守此声明或者其他违法使用本文内容者，本人依法保留追究权等。
G. 帮忙写写一篇英文作文
Dear Miss Green,
I have a big problem and I want to ask you to give me some help.Several days ago I argued with my best friend because of a small thing.And now I regret that I quarreled with him/her.I feel
so guilty about it.I want to be friends again but I don't know what I should do.Could you give me some advice?I will be very grateful to you for this.Thank you so much!
Looking forward to your early reply.
Yours,
呃、自己写的。不知道符不符合你的意思。囧。
发现错误请及时指正哟~^^。
嗯、就这样。
以上。
H. 如何用英文写个人版权所有
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I. 帮忙写一篇英文作文
My Insistence
It is important for us to persist in or remain constant to an object toward which we strives, a thought or conception that potentially or actually exists in our minds and a piece of work assigned as part of our ties.
As a college student, I am now busy preparing ourselves for mu future ahead. Everybody of us must have a target for which we want to arrive at. As is known to all, any future occupation career needs broad knowledge and skills. In order to fulfill it to make my ideal come true, I should stick to my courses I am learning now at college.
Then, how should I do next? The answer is only one, which is that I have no choice but to work with perseverance.
First of all, I should keep studying hard up to what I will need in the future. There are several subjects each semester, of which my major is … (需要填入你的主修课). Greater than others, I should spend more hours every day going deep into it. I must make sure the busic theary and concept that is taught on that very day and complete all the works for the day seriously.
Besides, I should absorb anything and everything. I should pay certain hours to go over various books, newspapers and magazines. I must keep swimming in the information sea, where I can learn what I will be required to deal with work I will engage in.
If the former is to lay the foundation for all I am required to develop myselves, the latter is sure to build a ladder to a higher field for me. Of course, one who would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom.
I am now still young. An old saying says “an idle youth a needy age”, so I should pick up an act of moving onward in a particular direction and take a firm stand against putting expediency above principle based on a confident belief in the truth. What is the principle? That is naturally a standard of good behavior. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold，but time is more precious than gold. Time and tide wait for no one. Taking advantage of youth, I should persevere in an effort to study and work hard and make progress every day. Move every day and don’t leave things unfinished.
Now, I am standing at a jumping-off point. A good beginning is half done. So long as I can afford my body and mind to endeavor to obtain what I want to get, I believe firmly that my insistence must bring me a splendid future.